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Here are some tips to make sure you — and everyone around you — has the worst experience possible in your nude yoga class:
- Refuse to take off your clothes at the appointed time. Watch everybody else instead. Giggle.
- Leave your phone on. When your buddy calls, answer it and say, “Dude, I’m in a nude yoga class. You won’t believe the girl next to me…”
- Stare. At every person. So they notice.
- Laugh when the guy in front of you raises his buttocks (and bollocks) into downward facing dog.
- Eat airy foods before class, release at will.
- Use your neighbor’s towel to wipe the sweat off your privates, saying, “Thanks, I forgot mine.”
- When you get an erection, display it proudly exclaiming, “I think my kundalini is rising!”
Observe the opposite yoga etiquette from what is described above, and you will probably have a great experience.
Enjoy!
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